Ms. Mischief has been taking her job very seriously as of late!
Last Sunday, we went out with the grandparents. I had a snack and a Danimal (smoothie) in my purse, along with everything else that is always in there. As we were eating lunch at a restaurant, I felt like I was smelling something familiar. Danimal, I finally realized. Made no sense because she was not drinking one. I figured I should look in my purse, just in case, but, most likely, it's just me imagining things, I thought. I wish!
My purse was a royal mess! The Danimal bottle was in there, a hole on it. Its content had spilled all over the wipes, the snack bowl, my keys, comb, wallet. To top it off, my mother decided that I should take a biscuit home for Ari to enjoy later. So there were biscuit crums all over everything.
It gets better! When I grab my jacket, I realize there is Danimal all over it. As I'm looking at it, I get smoothie on my pants!
I can't make this crap up!
Why did she need to put the smoothie back in my purse after opening it, anyways?!
The next day, Monday, I was making homemade waffles for lunch. Usually, I put each ingredient away after I use it. Helps with the clean-up process and keeps things away from Amor Chiquito. I forgot one thing, though...
As I am about to put the first waffle in, Amor Chiquito comes over and tells me that she is cleaning the floor with a baby wipe. I'm thinking "she has great intentions, how sweet"! I thank her and tell her to stay away because the waffle maker is hot. But I smell something...! Vanella!
Amor Chiquito took the bottle of vanella and used it to clean the dining room floor and her little kitchen! Hey, my kitchen and dining room might be sticky, but they sure smell good!
As I am typing this, at my mother's place, I hear someone knocking on the door and Ari saying "who is it?" Next thing I know, the door was open. I didn't know she could reach that high! Cool, but scary! My baby is less and less of a baby every day! Actually, who am I kidding? I don't have a baby anymore. That feels strange!