Ari had gas. In a very dramatic manner, she said "Ari fart. Me, me, me!" You could hear the pride in her voice, as if she had accomplished a wonderful thing.
God help me! What the hell did I do wrong?!
For some reason, that word always drove me nuts. She likes to use it. Furthermore, she thinks it is funny when someone burps or has gas.
As I posted on Facebook the other day, I am parenting a two-year-old female, not a 12-year-old male. Why, just why?!