Someone who knows that Amor Chiquito has a fever asked if she might have "that swine flu thing" and said that perhaps we should bring her in ASAP.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to be mean or lack sensitivity, but, literally, LOL!
No, sir, she does not have swine flu. No, sir, no need to freak out. You were in the same room as my daughter a few days back, but she is showing 0 signs or symptoms of swine flu, so you're fine! We did not give you those cooties! Maybe we gave you other cooties, but I have no idea what the hell they are yet!
Perhaps I am being mean and he was sincerely worried about my child's wellbeing, but... His comment did not come across that way.
I hope no one is offended. I just thought his remark was funny and I needed the laugh!