That's my kid!
Amor Chiquito was about to eat a piece of bread. She loves Italian bread, just like her daddy.
Daddy told her to please sit at the dining table. She grabbed her plate and went to the couch.
Me: Ari, that is not the table, silly goose!
Ari: Yes it is, mommy. I pretend!
Me: What are you pretending?
Ari: The couch is the dining table. I pretending!
Crafty kid! Clever! So, so impish, but oh how I love it!